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Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

Amnesic neutral

me

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

Proof white people like their dogs too much

IT’S CATURDAY!

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

i agree with gay dicks 420

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet