everything is too annoying

I’m too fanfic pilled for this

new sayings: "dont jerk off with the devil" - dont do something awesome "Hand me a pail of horsewater" - I want to try the horsewater No other sayings were invented this year

and, you are not a better or worse person than someone else simply for your reading preferences. also, a reminder that thought crimes aren’t real

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

It must suck trying to get anything done in Harlan, legal or illegal, knowing all your plans exist at the whim of whatever weird psychosexual power play Raylan Givens and Boyd Crowder have going on at any given moment. You think you’ve got everything lined up, you’ve covered every contingency, and then through no fault of your own your bar gets blown up or something because Boyd sent the Marshal a text saying “You up ;)?” and Raylan left him on read. Entire criminal syndicates have been destroyed because these two can’t learn to suck each other off like normal people.

I have watched exactly two episodes of this show and I’m already so confident that this is a spot on assessment of the entire show

hairy chests. you agree. reblog