Your trellis is a whore

Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.

Why am I laughing so hard at this? I feel like this tree is going WHAT THE FuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU……

Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

Such graceful creatures.

#you see#one thing that always pisses me off#is when the character runs away from something coming at him#instead of taking two steps to the side#but not bucky#bucky doesn’t do that#bucky’s smarter than that

Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system

This is how they write Jazz

omg this is DELIGHTFUL

every time i see this i feel the need to point out it’s from weird al