"You never saw us."

“Yes, ma’am, we do offer a slow and painful death for targets in the form of our new Poison Package. All the poisons, which cause excruciating organ failure, are derived from plants grown and cultivated by myself. Here is our brochure…”

“I’m so sorry your teacher did that to you. We can schedule a killing for Wednesday, which should give you ample time to prepare for the inevitable confrontation here in the Pride Ring…”

“I have changed the password for the company account. You cannot be trusted with company funds, Blitz. And you owe the employees back pay.” “Pleeeeeeease I just want to buy one saddle—!” “You do not need it. No.”

Blitz you cannot keep giving Loona and I favourable terms in the company benefits program, it smacks of rampant nepotism: you gave me Moxxie's dental cover. I don’t even have teeth! And on that note, adding someone who doesn’t age to the pension plan seems somewhat premature... feather cleaning would be a more suitable benefit.

Madam, i'm afraid it is quite imposable to stack a coupon offer on one of our monthly specials, you need to read the fine print. You can have either the Dismemberment Jamboree, or the kill-3-for-1, but if you want multiple dismemberments i can upgrade you to the "Limb tornado" deal for a small fee... I know I’ve been guilty of this in the past with the owl pellets, but could we please not flush foreign objects down the office toilet, I don't want to name names, but there was another loaded gun in the U bend this morning...

“On your desk.”

“My iced mocha—?”

“Also on your desk.”

“Did that one client—?”

“Call back? Yes, she did, and she wants both her ex and her ex-best friend killed this week.”

“What about my—?”

“Bottom left drawer.”

“And the—?”