life.

A novel by me.

Featuring such great chapters as:

- Is my pain tolerance really high or does this just not hurt? - How much would this be hurting a normal person? - Do I need to suck it up and carry on? - At what point does this need medical attention?

and my personal favourite,

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

Person B: Are you getting enough sleep?

Person C: You sleep too much.

Person D: You don't look sick.

Person E: Oh, I get that too.

Person F: Have you tried *blank*?

Person G: You take too many medications.

Person H: You're just stressed.

Person I: I wish I didn't have to work.

Person J: It could be worse.

Person K: Just push through it.

Person L: You should try the *blank* diet.

Person M: You should be better by now.

Person N: Yesterday you were able to do *blank*, why can't you today?

Person O: I wish I had time to nap.

Person P: You need to exercise.

Person Q: You should stop *blank*.

Person R: Positive thinking!

Person S: Pray. If that doesn't work, you're clearly not right with God.

Person T: You have this because *blank*.

Person U: Doctor Oz says...

Person V: I've never heard of that. Are you sure that's real?

Person W: You just want attention.

Person X: My friend was cured by *blank*.

Person Y: You're too young/old to have this.