A lotta Gay coming your way

Okay so Leon shows up in the middle of the fight, riding his motorcycle out of an ambiguously animated doorway, and says "Sorry I'm late. I had to take the stairs."

Haha, oh you. Leon and his quips, amIright?

Except.

A minute later the bad guy, watching on the security cameras, pushes a button and an elevator dings open and zombies shamble out. On the other end of the hallway.

Leon.

Leon, did you literally ride your motorcycle up the stairs of this skyscraper?

He decides to love again after the events of Irene and Benicio and then his new boyfriend gets shot up into space. It’s such a comedic jump in tragedy and it wasn’t even his fault this time.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Still shots from my latest bloodymary post

Which makes a first encounter with Grace and Simon ten times funnier. Because Simon wakes up and this crazy random guy proposes to Simon.

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-It would be so fucking funny

-He's one of the biggest fucking faces on Tumblr right now. Are you kidding me?? Project Hail Mary has been trending nonstop. Everybody loves that guy

-He's besties with a silly alien and that silly alien's mate and possibly polycule alienfucker

-Do you know how fucking funny it would be

-personal satisfaction

-Sad pathetic nerd

-Aroace icon as Tumblr sexyman would be fucking hilarious you don't understand

-I've seen a bunch of Senshi propaganda that has to do with him feeding the kids but like... Grace taught the kids. Grace saved the stars for the kids. Grace was the kids' biggest fan. Grace is currently actively the eridian kids' biggest fan.

-There's a slight chance that Ryan Gosling would find out and that would be so hysterical

-Bloodymary winners couldn't happen, so the least we can do is let half of the saddest wettest cat patron saints of one way trips pairing win this contest.

-Genuinely what is up with Tenna, idk who that guy even is. Just another tv guy I guess.

-He has some of the peakest fits. Fox cardigan. Yellow raincoat. Horseshoe Bend Autoclub shirt. Etc.

-Look at that face (see images). You wouldn't vote for this silly goober??

-I KNOW "blah blah blah Ryan Gosling is conventionally attractive so he can't be tumblr sexyman" WRONG YOU ARE WRONG ANYONE CAN BE TUMBLR SEXYMAN. If Morticia Addams can be Tumblr Sexywoman two years in a row, then Ryland Grace can be Tumblr Sexyman.

-My guy deserves it after the time he's had.

-If he wins, there will be a spike in Grace content because everyone will be drawing him as Tumblr sexyman winner

-He's a gender icon. Idk what flavor (leaning toward genderfluid) but that man is some kind of gender-funky. Which, hypothetically, means that he could possibly win the Tumblr sexyenby contest as well, which would be hilarious.

-Once called a guy a "staggering waste of carbon" for disagreeing with him. Iconic.

-After that, he proceeded to clean it up and go into teaching and censor his own potty mouth. A guy who's good with kids is the ultimate sexyman.

-Ooooooo you wanna vote for Grace so badddd oooooooooo-

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C'mon guys... pull through for Grace! Believe in the Hail Mary!

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Happy pride btw

Think about it throughout PHM Ryland never talks about having a family he mentions having a girlfriend once in the book all we really know about her is that they moved in together briefly and that she had a lot of stuff.

Let’s say after Ken and Barbie break up. Ken decides to go out on his own and stumbles upon the real world. There he learns about science and becomes completely invested in that pathway. He either eventually figures out how to become a human or he stays a doll which could explain why he was the only one to survive his hyper sleep (and so he can live with rocky longer)

It could explain why he so heavily believes in non water based life so much because he WAS a non water based life form. Water doesn’t exist in Barbieland it’s all plastic.

Furthermore this could explain why he decided to become a teacher being a doll previously it’s only reasonable to assume he’d enjoy kid’s presence the same way Barbie does.

He also loves the beach and we all know that Ken’s previous job was beach

In the Barbie movie the CEO of Mattel states “we’re not worried about Ken…. Ever.” Meaning that it’s likely they wouldn’t care at all if a Ken left Barbieland and perused an education became a scientist and eventually a school teacher.

All this to say imagine Simon and Grace getting into some kind of fight where Simon is like

“You have no idea what it’s like to live your life forced to be a cog in the system. Knowing that what you want doesn’t matter, nobody caring about who you are not even your name matters”etc. etc.

and the entire time Grace is having PTSD flashbacks of this:

And then responds with: