Pushing their child on the swings
Kageyama: *pushes kid off the swing* did I do it right
Hinata: *gets hit in the face by the swing*
Noya: *pushes the swing so fucking hard that it starts going round in huge circles. The child is screaming. Noya is laughing.*
Asahi: *gives baby pushes whilst crying*
Tanaka: *spins the swing around* tORNADO
Suga: *instead of pushing the swing he sits on the swing with the kid on his lap, like the very proud Mom he is.*
Daichi: IF I PUSH YOU ANY HIGHER YOU'LL DIE
Yamaguchi: *he's recording the whole thing on his phone, his ringtone is his child laughing. So cute, so innocent, so pure.*
Tsukishima: *isn't even pushing the kid he's just standing there. Oh, no, he's walking away.*
Oikawa: oh you wanna go higher *pushes so hard that the child flies off into the atmosphere* say hi to my aliens for me *he waves and sheds a tear*
Iwaizumi: Wow! You're getting good at swinging yourself! *he's actually just swinging them whilst they move their legs but shhh no one needs to know*
Hanamaki: *child falls off* lmao this is meme material.
Matsukawa: *child falls off* get rekt
Kenma: no wait I need to finish this level *he says as he drops his phone. He cries.*
Kuroo: wOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF YOU FELL OVER- oh shit.
Yaku: say 'but Dad, you're too small to push me' one more time I dare you.
Lev: is it a bird, is it a plane, no IT'S MY KID OH FUCK
Bokuto: I HAVE DECIDED THAT IT IS TIME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO FLY *kicks the swing. Child flies away, he hasn't been found yet.*
Akaashi: sure, want some ice cream after this? *he says whilst sitting his baby child on the swing and kissing their forehead like the oh my god I'm crying*
Aone: *kid falls off the swing. He stares at the camera like he's on the office.*
Terushima: *kid falls off the swing* yoSH
