Kal Ho Naa Ho

me on wikipedia at 3AM

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

hi can i ask you a million questions about yourself so i can learn all about you. can i know the simple stuff like your morning routine and the hard stuff like your past relationships. can i know your favorite qualities about yourself and the things you view as flaws. can i see who you are and come to love you for all of it. i'm not obsessive i promise. unless that's hot in which case i was lying

hi can i ask you a million questions about yourself so i can learn all about you. can i know the simple stuff like your morning routine and the hard stuff like your past relationships. can i know your favorite qualities about yourself and the things you view as flaws. can i see who you are and come to love you for all of it. i'm not obsessive i promise. unless that's hot in which case i was lying

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

victim on victim violence