"He's Gonna Die Any Minute" Since 2023 @ismitchmcconnelldeadyet - Tumblr Blog

I'm glad his friends are keeping him motivated while he heals! We need you at your best, Mitch!

#mitch mcconnell #lindsey graham #charlie kirk #not yet

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#mitch mcconnell #not yet #i hate this motherfucker

betsmusings

Every time I watch the news it's just... this. every day.

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#mitch mcconnell #not yet

wardenmcpherson

I didn't know Elaine was a ventriloquist! She's as talented as she is honest.

#mitch mcconnell #not yet #i guess #fuck #what a week #elaine chao

I must be real with you all: I had planned to pivot to Lindsey Graham after this, so I might just give up the ghost myself lol. If only I could type my "yes." I could switch to Trump, but I know many of you have that covered. Any suggestions are welcome.

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scrumptiousangst

So which one was the punishment and which one the punished?

anthonyhurd

Sorry not sorry. I think this may apply to several more in the future as well.

From shit Lindsey Graham came, and to shit he will now return.

I'm in shock. I am simply dumbfounded. His vile interventionist politics laid the stage for what Trump is doing now, and don't let that brief blip of anti Trumpism he experienced in 2016 interfere with you remembering that! As a resident of the Low Country, a South Carolinian, and an American, there's much shame to be had, but rarely did I feel it as much as I did when I remembered I was from the same place as Lindsey Graham. I'm free of that burden for the first time in so long. But one victory is not enough! On to the next!

#lindsey graham

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Not the crabs I’d thought I’d be posting

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ismitchmcconnelldeadyet

We eating good tonight! One of my friends texted me while I was still asleep, which WE DO NOT DO. I am grumpy when I get woken up early, but this? Oh, I have been waiting on this news for so long!!!! Thank you for thinking of me! Go kiss a beautiful stranger!

#lindsey graham

WTFFFF Lindsey Graham has died?! I'm so fucking happy!!!! I'm so fucking--- y'all, I'm from CHarleston, I've wanted him dead longer than most of you have lived! You don't know. YOU DON' KNOW!!! FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER BURN IN HELL BIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#lindsey graham

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I guess you can't see my new icon unless you right-click on it, but it's a .gif I made of Bitch fading in and out like an old light bulb. A poor comparison, really, since light bulbs are actually good for something.

#mitch mcconnell #not yet #.gif

zooophagous

What stands out to me about the Mitch McConnell thing is just how little anyone around him actually cares for him as a person.

He goes down, ends up in a coma or brain dead, on life support, genuinely never coming back and even if part of him did he would be in agony from his cpr injuries. The best thing is to let him go.

But its not convenient to. His own *wife* runs away to China so they can't *make* her do the right thing and allow him to pass. She doesn't love him enough to override the political posturing. His own family is letting his abused half alive carcass get played with like a political doll while he's trapped in purgatory, as close to undead as one can be.

Not one of his colleagues or even any of his immediate family gives a single shit about him at all beyond what they can use him for. Its so grotesque I almost feel pity.

ismitchmcconnelldeadyet

It's proof that you don't do turnabout as fair play! This could be seen as revenge for what this man has done to the autonomy of others, and I can't even revel in it! This man is a pure obstructionist, and has truly wasted his life on increasing the misery of his fellow human beings, and I still can't muster up enthusiasm about it. Even in death, his corpse continues to make worse the country he so pretended to love.

The closest I can come to eulogizing the man is to point out that his politics were marginally less fascistic than some of his colleagues earlier in his career; if it were Lindsay Graham teeter-tottering on the lip of the void like this, I would be foaming feral right now.

#almost #not yet #technically #mitch mcconnell

ismitchmcconnelldeadyet

I'm not trying to make this about me. I went to writing school. I used to work for a newspaper 20+ years ago. I just wanna type three letters. I've never been more over-qualified to do something, and they won't let me do it.

#mitch mcconnell #not yet

I can't call it until they announce it, okay? I'm sorry but there is a slim chance he could recover somewhat, and as outlandish as it is, I want you to face that possibility.

#mitch mcconnell #not yet

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