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Canach: 

HEY YOU! Yeah you!! Do you have TONS of alt characters sitting on your account just BEGGING to be leveled?! No? Okay how about keys? You like keys, yes? But you hate spending real-life money to buy them off the trade post, and we all know that Anet nerfed the level 10 story key farm a while back. So wyd?? Well, luckily for you, I’ve hand-crafted this guide that will surely be helpful for alt leveling and key farming as well! Click on the Read More to take a look~

Human NPCs: Our god of war has returned! Let’s join him of our own free will and bathe in blood! Muahahahaha!

Commission for @iskrowrioutha ‘s charr babe, Mentmori!

You: Why

Me:

My Sylvari Chronomancer, Aurlus, and his ooze companion, Squeegee. Don’t let that face fool you. He may seem like a carefree and energetic airhead, but behind that smile lies a sleeping devil. 

Aurlus is a Magister in the Durmand Priory, a career that pairs well with his love of adventure and thirst for knowledge. He enjoys being in the field and being able to explore old tombs and dangerous ruins… but he turns into a slacker as soon as he has to do any desk work. Aurlus will “bully” the Novices in his charge (mostly Newwton) by pushing his work onto them while he takes off on his own. But hey! It builds character! Or so he claims. 

Aurlus is also VERY devoted to his family. He dotes on his wife and daughter and loves them both dearly. He won’t hesitate to whip out his wallet or albums full of family photos to proudly show them off.

“Blood is the price!”