Rainbow Elegance

Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”

Intermediate level: call dumb action movies ‘dick flicks’

not to be my grandma but when i say social media is actually the devil i mean it and i find it so sad that there are preteen girls or young teenage girls out there who feel the need to wear a full face of makeup and clothes that typically older girls wear because older teenage girls and young women make up most of their media consumption and shape their beauty ideals and make them forget that they're children. and the worst part is if you point this out and propose that maybe there's something wrong with wearing a full face of makeup and posting thirst traps when you're thirteen those young girls get so defensive and offended as if you criticize them personally, like i know you feel the need to do this and it's all you see, but it's literally not normal.......the women around you who point it out are not "jealous because your eyeliner wing is sharper than theirs" they're worried and scared for you as a child who is very obviously losing their childhood and being convinced to think that you need to grow up and go from 12 to 17 because your media consumption consists solely of older teenagers

"are you mad because i'm thirteen or because i look better than you at thirteen" i'm mad that you are having a breakdown as a thirteen year old about your forehead wrinkles and refusing to leave the house without a full face of makeup on. at thirteen.

it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

a family curse

Sorry, himbo machine broke

noo dont take care of me its rotten work aha

noo not to me you’re so sexy aha

[Image description: a black long sleeve t-shirt laid out flat on a blue background. At the top of the shirt in small capital letters it says “Manic Street Preachers”. Below that in large capital letters, it says “all rock ‘n’ roll is homosexual”. End ID]