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This book is River of Teeth by Sarah Gailey, and I highly recommend it if “extremely queer heist story of double-crossing and hippopotamuses” piques your interest.

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

oh this dude does fuck

being quarantined with your family is just like *hereditary dinner scene* 

one of my friends on facebook just said if the cinemas never reopen the last film he ever saw would be the sonic movie and i realized ‘that’d be a fun game’, rb this with what yours would be in the tags

Bringing this out in the middle of my dinner party while the guests bang their fists on the table.

the shirts fuck so you dont have to

If I looked into the light at the top of the Lighthouse I would simply not go insane from the terrible and awful beauty of something Man Was Not Meant To See

Looks like one of them had a really tough semester

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

every time wearing western "cowboy" style clothing becomes fashionable again we don't bring back western shirts and i think that's a terrible shame because they're sexy as fuck

lil nas x is the only gay person alive with any taste