abandon all hope ye who drink tea

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"

so ocelot’s a gemini….👀

MGS Heritage Post

sources tell me a bitch is having a birthday

silver is so fuckable in s2 bc flint wants to fuck him. he pressed that dude against the wall and put a knife to his throat and found out he was actually being smart and his dick got naturally hard for the first time in 10 years. the only reason he didnt proposition silver is bc he knows silver is a liar and a thief and could 100% blackmail him so instead flint allows there to be this very thick sexual tension in the hopes that Silver will crack and do something about it. alas. silver is insane.

@shittysawtraps

jigsaw apprentice here! this is actually a common misconception. the blades on the wheel actually cause you to be a better driver, because you’ll be more careful driving if you’re worried about hurting yourself. additionally, you’ll also learn a valuable moral lesson about that thing you did that one time. you know the one. happy driving!

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

whose pretty arse did you neglect kissing to find yourself among the fleet’s forgotten friday

strangle a tune from that fiddle friday

fish for it friday

now you may see how the tree of indiscipline bears fruit friday

DAMN THIS FOG FRIDAY

french be DAMNED i was shot by mr simpson friday

FALSE COLOURS FRIDAY

feast on fresh beef friday

forgive me if I forego the usual pleasantries friday

folly and foolhardiness friday

flagship signaling friday

Exceptionally fine shot Friday

destroy the french fleet friday