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got a common cellar spider addicted to facebook shorts
star wars: and what do we call these guys
george lucas remembering he is racist to italians: tuscan raiders
Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task
I am now fighting a new urge
Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

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i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.
I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.
op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.
(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)
girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!
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Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it
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I really love how this post thumbnail shows in the notes btw

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How are my sweetie pees
I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees
How are my sweetie pees
I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees
im gonna make it big someday just you watch
*goes back to jerkin it*
waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt
this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom
“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

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