Super Kawaii!!

can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

I fucking guess

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

*sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily bre

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Yep that's what it's like

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

The cat does not intervene.

The cat is wise.

You’re in his DMs, I’m in his moving castle victimizing his fire demon and apprentice with my cleaning skills. We are not the same.

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

GOTTEM

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

Sure is something to read this post at the beginning of June.

It is September

god creating lil nas x

How is the caption more hilarious than the comic