Living with Siblings Starters!
Pronouns / context can be changed as you see fit.
โ whaddup, dipshit? โ
โ stop hogging all of the cereal, _____! โ
โ MOM / DAD! _____ is just standing in my room staring at me and s/he/they wonโt get out! โ
โ the middle child is the most forgotten one, everybody knows that. โ
โ the youngest one has it the easiest. speaking as the youngest, i should know. โ
โ ugh, being the oldest sucks sometimes. โ
โ itโs your turn to do the dishes, i did them last week! โ
โ _____, put the toilet seat down when youโre finished using it! โ
โ well, stop leaving your tampon and pad wrappers around the bathroom and maybe i will! โ
โ do you need help with your homework? โ
โ could you help me with my homework? โ
โ i donโt think _____ is mentally okay, s/he/they keep throwing her/his/their baby doll at the wall. โ
โ i read your diary, _____. so who is _____? โ
โ i told you to stay out of my shit, _____! โ
โ mom and dad are gonna kill me. โ
โ whose turn is it to walk the dog? โ
โ can i have a turn with the remote? โ
โ letโs play keep the remote away from _____.โย