usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.
The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.
Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.
That's the Offspring.
The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.
A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.
Anne Sexton, from a letter featured in Anne Sexton; A Self-Portrait In Letters

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This is the rainy season. I am sorrowful in November. The kettle is whistling. I must butter the toast. And give it jam too. My kitchen is a heart. I must feed it oxygen once in a while
Anne Sexton, from "Hurry Up Please It's Time" in The Complete Poems
I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
ROMEO + JULIET 1996 ✦ dir. Baz Luhrmann
Watching Shameless for the first time. Coming from a family of alcoholics and addicts this show is fucking me up. But I'm still watching. Who needs therapy when you have Netflix.

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Void cat but space, with moon for eyes~
gorgeous gorgeous girls love talking to themselves in their room and living out their silly little scenarios until they realise they are exhibiting serious signs of mental illness
go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise
i lied
i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner
I desperately need to go to the seaside for 6 months for my health.

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Maybe I've read too many coffee shop AU fanfictions but I feel like writing "have a good day" with a bunch of hearts on the lid is a bit much for a regular who is married.....