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Robot: I am "Weird AI" Yankovic. This world needs a “Weird Al” to make pretty freaking epic song parodies. Am programmed to replace you seamlessly after death. Never tire. Can write funny song with 97 percent accuracy. Surrender the flesh.

Weird Al: Oh yeah? No machine can just write a hit song, or re-write it with the lyrics changed to have some jokes about gherkins which are actually quite clever in my opinion. Hit me with your best shot.

Robot: Take the popular song [“All Ab%out That B%ass”] Replace the word [B%ass] with [B%aste]. It is now about subject [Turkeys]. Release on Thanksgiving.

Weird Al: …who are you? And why do you look just like me? What is it that you want?

Robot: I am "Weird AI" Yankovic. This world needs a “Weird Al” to make pretty freaking epic song parodies. Am programmed to replace you seamlessly after death. Never tire. Can write funny song with 97 percent accuracy. Surrender the flesh.

Weird Al: Oh yeah? No machine can just write a hit song, or re-write it with the lyrics changed to have some jokes about gherkins which are actually quite clever in my opinion. Hit me with your best shot.

Robot: Take the popular song [“All Ab%out That B%ass”] Replace the word [B%ass] with [B%aste]. It is now about subject [Turkeys]. Release on Thanksgiving.

???

@is-your-post-weird-al

#the mouse after you give him a cookie

You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?

u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,

i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,

This is genuinely about to be my reason for doing homework

Don't do this to me

Okay that's enough now guys hahahah

first gimmick blog to enter the ring. have a feeling i won't be the last.

Denmark you have betrayed me

Blub blub >:D

(I am your pet fish from 3rd grade, prepare for revenge via notes)

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

i love it here

Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport