kick it up a notch

im on a "eat food" diet. i eat a food i eat it

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself

someone else has what i want #notfair

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

the charm of the great chain of things is that you'll see reptile keeper circles recommending isopods as a cleanup crew in your enclosures and then you'll go look into isopods and there is a whole separate community where their main event is the isopods themselves and pet isopod care and they recommend also keeping springtails as a cleanup crew for the isopods and you look into springtails and there is a whole separate community where their main event is the springtails and they're posting photos of springtails and going They're soooooo cuuuute

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.