My Life.

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

Reblog to enjoy.

ONCE A CULT-MEMBER~

ALWAYS A CULT-MEMBER~

Do they not realize that our coven has surpassed them long ago?

Quickly, my coven! Reblog to enter the pillow fort vault!

Those imbecilic, barbaric cultists cannot burn steel!

Also there are fresh mallows inside with choccy and gram grams for s’mores!

NO CULTISTS ALLOWED~

We’ve been betrayed from within!

Damn you cultists! All we wanted was to live in peace and comfort! Look at what you’ve done!

Run my coven! Reblog to FLEE!

Our coven is no more but you can still survive! Though I die here, you shall live on!

Goodbye my comfy friends...

Reblog to join.

Reblog to drink.

I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

We’ve done it.

We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.

And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...

A pool party.

Reblog to jump on in.

Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.

Frodo, tearing up: Sam. This is the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me.

Bilbo, from another room: I ADOPTED YOU AND BROUGHT YOU INTO MY HOME

Frodo, shouting back: SHUT UP

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.

YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.

IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.

DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.

DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.

NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.

kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death 

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we not sure if it’s even a cat 

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

I <3 crows, too!