Krzysztof Gil (Polish, 1987), Hydra, 2024. Oil on canvas, 180 x 140 cm.

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

*shuffling my playlist repeatedly* no obviously i dont wanna listen to that one right now. you moron. you fuckhead. come on. you can do better

It’s important to me that my nonsense remain high quality

time spent with animals is never wasted

Sometimes you think your life is over but really it's your winter metabolism stripping your brain for parts like crabs at a whalefall

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

after careful consideration i’ve decided to become an abomination

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else