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hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

russia

how did we win the cold war

How are we still not being crushed by russia

I feel like we could all use this today.

We have tables so we don’t eat off the floor, we have table covers so we don’t eat off the table, we have placemats so we don’t eat off the tablecovers, and we have plates so we don’t eat off the placemats.

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

Who did this