The Will of Fire

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer.

Welcome to my reality. Twice.

This exact scenario occurred multiple times.

i don’t know what gay needs to hear this but you don’t have to vocalize your distaste for kids every chance you get just to prove you don’t plan on having your own

do you think someone is going to burst in and revoke your homosexual card? i promise that thinking kids are cute isn’t some kind of vestigial heterosexual trait

*naruto runs into your heart*

Yes he does

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either