until your breathing stops

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

Happy pride, yall. I know this has a lot of notes, but I just got prescribed a med insurance won't cover, and this everything we've got from this just barely coveres is. We really need help with medical/related costs right now.

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

Does anyone know if we have the impending doom tomorrow?

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

started a new playthrough of Total War: Rome 2 cuz I'm sick, and I'm once again complaining about the lack of a Judean faction in games set in this time period.

Infuriating that we're constantly treated as a footnote in the history of empires when every single one of them has fallen and we still exist.

WE STOLE TWO FUCKING LEGION EAGLES FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Rome-aboos won't stop talking about the defeat at Teutoburg Forest and blah blah blah the Gauls were such a worthy foe that they were able to capture THREE (3) Aquilae. We (probably) capture two (2) during the Bar Kokhba revolt and what do we hear? Fucking crickets.

We captured two eagles in the first Jewish-Roman War and threw them into the sea. Which is probably the reasoning behind symbolically Salting and Ploughing the Temple Mount.

when i think about artists ruining their own name and falling for ai i am reminded of one of my favorite lyrics. it is from the bright eyes song 'road to joy'. 'i could have been a famous singer if i had someone elses voice, but failures always sounded better, lets fuck it up boys make some noise'

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!