idk man

shoutout to peach ice tea

relationship goals: having one

nothing like a microwave timer to remind u that ur perception of time is shit

u set that fucker to 45 seconds, go to grab something from another room thinking ur food will be done when u get back, u get back and its’ like 31 seconds left

or you set it to 5 minutes, go to sit down, and it beeps as soon as you sit

Idk guys… is it just me or is lead poisoning… a little sexy

ever since august 6th ive been chasing the high i felt when i saw the look on the mcdonalds cashiers faces after i ordered a fortnite burger

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i would take a bullet for you britney

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense