Dane Cook is Ugly

almost four years ago!!! this man is about to turn 9!!!!!!!!!!!!! on april 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i really dont want to insult the one mutual who i see is still posting about this man, as it's been six months and my frustration with the fandom's fixation on men has somewhat abated but it genuinely blows my mind that there's almost five thousand works of fanfiction about a man who looks like this

are you* writing suselle? are you commenting on suselle? are you promoting suselle? do you care about suselle writers and suselle fanfiction and form communities that cheerlead and encourage it? or do the numbers just appear out of the aether for you, for you to curse and bemoan as they fall behind the numbers of your beloathed notp? *you in the general sense not the person i reblogged this from who is great

mothers and fuckers of the jury. "Dead dove: do not eat" is a label on a bag in the fridge. It means "the content of this bag is exactly what is labeled". It does not mean "trigger warning uhhh something". In fact, it means the exact opposite of "trigger warning uhhh something", because you use it with other tags. You write a fucked up fic with extreme violence and gore, you tag it as "extreme violence", "gore" and you tag it with "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with emotional abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, you tag it with "emotional abuse", "gaslighting" and "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with your extremely niche kink that appeals to like 3 other people and may skeeve out the rest of the fandom, you tag that with your kink and "dead dove: do not eat". It's so people know you really mean the content warnings.

urianger: (loudly) verily, it would be most irksome if yon faeries did mine tits remove

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games