I'll figure it out later

i grind my weed with a mortar and pestle

Its their wedding photo

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

lance’s fav song is “sexyback” by justin timberlake ,, jeremy shada has spoken this into existence

my brother my brother and me

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

barbie is Bi.

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

ive been talking about this for ages since she said in her interview with people’s magazine that her celeb crushes were Zendaya and Taylor Swift. (July 11, 2015) but nobody has listened until now! she was canonically declared as bi two whole years ago! :)

B stands for Barbie which also stands for Bicon

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

SHE DID THAT

I open this app the way a disgruntled and jaded old man opens the newspaper in the morning