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the real reason i always tuck my feet under the covers at night is so that tarantino can't get me

I really wish that some of the white women talkin about female representation at awards shows would realize that, 1) men of color are still making history in certain categories and their wins aren’t any less incredible because of their maleness and, 2) the same white women being nominated/winning awards isn’t as revolutionary as they would like to think it is

When jasmine masters said “hello burger king are you hiring today? Great. Ill be there in a momentarily to fill up an application”

i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

John Mulaney being one of the funniest standup comics of all time is so wild to me because everything about him screams “closeted gay accountant” and then he gets up on stage and talks about how he murdered Princess Diana and the mental whiplash you receive kills you on the spot

Books really go off on them little pages wish I knew how to read