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we need to lower the retirement age to 27

the children. they yearn for a monster of the week show

i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

only thing that’s gonna heal me now is complete memory loss

Literally blog like nobody is watching you bc who cares

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

love downloading a pdf to never read. just in case. like lol. you’re coming home with me

living, laughing, losing my fucking mind