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i cant believe there's people who follow me whats wrong (endearing) with you

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.
There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”
Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry's hit song Hot N Cold (2008).
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Well, I can't sleep for SOME REASON, so here's more.
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i can’t decide if the fact that british english has turned coda /l/ into [w] makes this better or worse
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As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol
I’m physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious, we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sona’s, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadn’t personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered, and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldn’t remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused at adults freaking out over the TV but that could have been literally anything, and so this meant that 2. we were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didn’t help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999, so in two years she’d have students that hadn’t even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing.
We’re Canadian.
That last sentence KILLED me. Jesus fuck.
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not anymore *eats it*
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What’s your opinion on me
❤️Let’s get platonically married 🧡I’d date you ngl 💛You make my day better 💚You make cool posts 💙You’re dumb and I don’t understand a word you say (insulting) 💜You’re dumb and I don’t understand a word you say (affectionate) 🖤I hope you choke on a lemon 🤍I make sacrifices to you on a daily basis 🤎Wait who are you 💔Shut up I don’t like your posts ❤️🔥Let’s go commit arson and various other crimes together ❤️🩹You are the most beautiful creature to walk the earth ❣️I want to be friends with you but I can’t talk to you
@flurtycurvs @wisteriaalu @literary-squagon @trans-magical @osha-noncompliance @prodigy-was-taken @arend000-blog @glitchnewstart @literary-squagon @mori-uwu Cmon mutual circle. Don’t be shy. Answer the questions.

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why do people keep calling me cute and adorable? im an intimidating and scary badass. why cant they see that?
who's an intimidating and scawy wittle badass? you are! yes you are!
alright own up. which of you guys started a cult?
not me
this is the stupidest thing ive ever made (probably not)
the kids at my work were losing their shit over my gummy bear earrings. successful purchase to say the least
*eats them*
if the four year olds could contain themselves - so can you
NO i refuse
OH FUCK ITS NEARLY 9AM
like i said, soon enough your sleep cycle is gonna loop back to normal just give it a week or two

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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SOUP
MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE KITCHEN
TO SEASON ME IN THE PAN
HE SAID “SON WHEN YOU GROW UP
WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE HUNGRY
THE TASTELESS AND THE BLAND?”
I will seriously shrivel up like an unwatered plant if you don’t show us the gummy bear earrings.
This is a threat.
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these babies
yummy