Iron Joe

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

Unofficial Autism Post

How goated it is to be anything at all

When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.

my fuckin cat

THE SUN

carrie white but in the pigs blood scene. so i’m dead

ursula k. le guin my fucking goat

Raidou would fix it but I’d have no idea how

getting my little goblin minions to punch and stab me in the middle of the grocery store to try and whittle me down to half health so i can assume my final boss form and reach the top shelf

You let your minions stack on each other's shoulders to reach high shelves, the next thing you know they're solving complicated logic puzzles involving the coordinated use of their idiosyncratic personal weapons and learning important lessons about teamwork under pressure, and we all know where that ends.

but like literally why did they call it Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park. what was the thought process behind that title

"Nintendo Switch 2 Edition +" titles are so bad across the board. it's a type of title that says "we do not care how people refer to this game out loud". here's a sequence of words that you will only say if you're either being paid by nintendo or making fun of the title

what is this responding to

I do think "literally zero evidence indicates that gatekeeping medical transition does anything to prevent regret, but the harm done by gatekeeping is extensively documented" is a much stronger argument than "regret isn't real" cause there's always going to be some anecdote that puts you in a weak-looking rhetorical position for the latter, but the former is pretty unassailable.

lets All lock in starting Right Now

I bet those memes about HR firing you for smiling at a woman go hard as fuck for men who have not yet had experience with employment though

People saying "yeah they don't fire you for smiling they fire you for sexual assault" but if you're not well paid they don't even do that. Where I work they literally just move someone to another department for sexual assault. But ☝️if you steal a dollar from the cash register, Execution