Stab Me.

Peter is actually the strongest avenger just because he didn’t immediately kill himself after Tony said “this isn’t a hug im just grabbing the door for you”

Imagine them forcing you to choose between comfort and pride. You only get to wear clothes if it’s the outfit they picked. You only get to sleep in a bed if it’s beside them with their hands all over you. You only get to eat if you let them feed you. Your comfort is entirely dependent on swallowing your pride and giving your captor what they want. At first you’d refuse, but after a while of being cold and hungry and alone, resisting their advances won’t seem like such a good idea anymore.

“My girl” okay fine I’m spreading my legs

Movie marathon idea: Favorite Actor Endurance Course. Watch all of an actor’s movies in order from best to worst Rotten Tomatoes score, find out how terrible of a movie you’re willing to watch if they’re in it.

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