despite everything, it’s still you

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.