moved to azaraven

I’m going to be leaving this blog. I love it, but it got to cluttered for me. I want to start fresh so I’m making moves to another blog. If you wanna follow me, it’s @floweririswest love y'all.

I’m going to be leaving this blog. I love it, but it got to cluttered for me. I want to start fresh so I’m making moves to another blog. If you wanna follow me, it’s @floweririswest love y'all.

2016 is already trying me

tomorrow’s gonna be just fine. that conflict you’re having with your friend will blow over. no one secretly hates you. the world is not out to get you. it’s ok to feel stressed out. it’s ok to crack under pressure sometimes. you are perfectly capable of enduring whatever life throws your way. everything will be alright. you’re gonna be ok.

When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove

When you fill them with water to “soak” ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

Oh my heart swooned for this moment