Soup Enjoyer

i make a mean soup

Now make one that is beautiful and true

this baby Blue Heron killed the dinosaurs.

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

atacked by my #MindWasp

Can you put those things on a leash please

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho