passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

i am extremely off putting want to be friends

Boy pussy, man cunt, girl dick, and milf cock living in harmony

but watch out

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

Pride should have special festival food specifically for pride. Its always hot as balls in June so there should be special pride Lemonade we make every year. Something with some cute symbolism.

and it should be FREE

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Reblog and put in the tags the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the term “the big three”.