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(twitch timestamp- 49:00, vod timestamp- 47:23)

"I logged on Jack's stream, did that, stood in my cupboard, and was like, ‘Fuck, man. I just wish I could've ended it differently-’ and I was like- ‘OH I can! Right now !!’ And then I legged it back to my computer, wrote a few notes, and was like, ‘Okay, c'mon Tom, fuckin' lock in, man.’ ... Yeah, I was really happy with that."

"... It didn't even really make that much canonical sense to go to Techno's house, I just needed Jack to know without me saying anything that I was, fuckin', being really serious in-character."

hc that ctubbo stress-shops ingredients that cranboo can stress bake into some concoction that ctommy will stress eat. perfect ecosystem

Inspired by @ctrl-shift-alt-9 's headcanon about Simon mining asteroids as a convict I decided to headcanon a design for a four convict mining unit. I'm not the most comfortable in photobash but it really felt like the perfect medium for this one.

Portable mining units

As I envision it this MS's would be a small part of C.O.I's mining operation. Leaving prisoners inside mostly on their own for better or for worse, with not much guard oversight in terms of rationing or behaviour, the shittiness of the circumstance would depend mostly on who you are stuck with. And considering the relative autonomy, being considered for MS work would be the kind of thing you get for good behaviour.

Otherwise you just get to work in the bigger supervised mine or the refineries (which I might also concept out later).

(Also I would consider it funny that the C.O.I owns both an SM and an MS 13 and both had the same unlucky convict inside at some point.)

More headcanons

- The mining stations are all equipped with a radio that is supposed to only serve as communication with nearby tow ships, but there is a way to jail break/jerry rig them into taking external signals. The convicts that can do that are valuable in prison society. The jail broken communicators are mostly used to listine in on passing vessels, or sometimes even far away eden scavenger transmissions or something like it. If a mining operation is all made out of previous eden brothers, that is most likely what they do in their free time.

- a sub headcanon to this is an actual pirate radio station in the iron lung universe, but I think I'll make a separate post for that.

-All the mining suits are numbered, and since Korean culture might have survived in space I think number 4 is still considered unlucky. Simon always gets the number 4 suit

Jason, losing his mind: you think- you think BRUCE excluded DICK?! no no no bubba, it’s the other way around,

Bruce: *looking at the ground intently*

Damian: i don’t understand. why did Father not adopt Grayson then?

Jason, genuinely struggling to breathe: he- he tried- *high pitched, now on his hands and knees on the floor to wheeze* Dick- god this is my favourite story ever- Dick didn’t want him-

Tim and Damian:

Tim and Damian: what.

Bruce, blushing slightly: it wasn’t that he didn’t want me, we were just in different places in the relationship,

Jason: *wheezes*

Bruce: Jason shut up.

Tim: i don’t understand.

Jason: he- he asked Dick if he wanted to be adopted, and Dick looked him right in the fucking eyes and went ‘nah, thanks.’ and walked away,

Damian: …are you being serious?

Bruce: he didn’t want anybody to take a legal role that could replace his parents, which is fully understandable and i respect it completely; he’s my child regardless of the legal specifics,

Jason: *dry heaving on the floor*

Bruce: …though it did sting a little bit when i told him ‘you know in my heart you are my son, right?’ and he looked at me and said ‘yeah.’ and nothing else.

Jason: *painful wheeze*

Bruce, starting to get slightly indignant: …-it’s also just slightly awkward whenever people come up to me and bring it up- all ‘why don’t you adopt Dick, don’t you want to?’ and then they list off all the benefits of legally adopting him and i have to stand there staring at them thinking ‘yeah i fucking agree.’

Tim and Damian:

Tim: i’m starting to think we’ve struck a nerve here,

Bruce: -you know i really poured my heart into that ‘i want to adopt you’ speech—had a powerpoint and everything, told him i loved him, basically got down on one knee with the contract. and this little shit stared me in the face wearing my fucking hand-me-downs, and was like ‘i think we should just be friends’ like how in the hell-

Jason, weakly from the floor: god i’m- please, i’m in pain,

Tim and Damian: *awkwardly watching Bruce rant while Jason cries on the floor next to him*

Tim and Damian:

Damian: this may have been a mistake-

Tim: does this mean that Jason being adopted was basically just Dick breaking up with Bruce and Bruce being so heartbroken that he went and rebounded with the first kid he found on the nearest street corner?

Bruce: *pauses rant*

Bruce:

Bruce: WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT?

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Crime Alley | Park Row Residents & Jason Todd, Crime Alley | Park Row Residents & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake (DCU), Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Crime Alley | Park Row Residents (DCU), Carol from the Homeowners Association Additional Tags: Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Damian Wayne Calls Jason Todd “Akhi”, Damian Wayne-centric, Jason Todd-centric, Damian Wayne is So Done, seriously he’s so sick of jason’s shit, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Jason Todd is a Menace, Jason Todd Being a Little Shit, Damian Wayne is Good With Kids, i mean he is one, but usually people write him as socially awkward, nah i just think he doesn’t care enough to try most of the time, Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are Siblings, Tim Drake is Red Robin (DCU), Crime Alley | Park Row Residents Love Jason Todd, Jason Todd Takes Care of Crime Alley | Park Row, Crack Treated Seriously, Comedy, Implied/Referenced Underage Drinking, Good Parent Bruce Wayne, Most of the time, he’s surprisingly mature here but he has his moments, mostly he’s just protective of Jason Summary:

The woman gasped at him like he’d thrown acid at her, taking a step back and dragging her son with her. “What kind of person uses language like that in front of somebody else’s child? I’ll call the police and have you done for harassment, you know!”

“Lady, you’re in our building and refusing to leave us alone,” Jason snapped back at her tiredly, putting a hand on his hip and tilting his head to the side. “Call the police, I fucking dare you; we’ll see who they think is the problem here.”

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four blood moons //