a woman’s place is in the resistance

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

the day is gonna end anyway and your warm bed will be waiting so you might as well do the hard things and not let them ruin your day

this is unironically how I push myself to do everything I dread

actually what were olivia and fitz on and can i have a hit of whatever it is cos it took them maximum 30 seconds to go from zero to homewrecker immediately after olivia gave him marital advice. literally just making eye contact for the first time put fitz's soul on notice. everyone's like "olivia walked him like a dog" the narrative is dog-walking both of them.

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.