Late night żabka hot dogs hit different

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

oh trans twins you scientific GOLDMINE... absolute blessing to the world of medical research on a level that is barely comprehendible... the same age and same genes and can be tested in the same experiment conditions simultaneously? one independent hormonal variable? absolutely magical oh my goodness gracious

now maybe im ignorant about some sort of nuance to this discussion but i find the rebrand of selfshipping to yumeshipping to be one of the most "thing, japan" incidents in recent online culture

If Perry was human/could talk he would absolutely have an Australian accent and you cannot convince me otherwise. Not only are platypodes native to eastern australia, but i reckon it'd be funny to hear Heinz's monologuing followed by "You absolute dumb cunt" or something equally aussie

here at frito lays company building, we have always belueved that organic life is aplague upon this world that must be eradicated at all costs

what’s the punchline here

wait

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

It's really hard to pull off blue overalls these days. Wear a red shirt and suddenly you're Mario, green shirt and you're Luigi. Well, there are only two mario brothers and Wario's got purple overalls over his yellow shirt so you're safe, right? Wrong. blue overalls yellow shirt and suddenly you're a Minion.

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss