Tissues For Your Issues

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

I can smell it

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

Granny perfume.

my childhood

did he film this in a microwave lmao

me in 6 months

“Hair bomb. Feelin’ mixed. Baby hairs on fleek. Face beat up to the heavens I should be…deceased! You feel what I’m saying. Just look! There is no bad angle. [grunts, pose] Mmm! [pose] Mmm! [pose] Mmm! [pose] Bitch, stop playing with me. Bitch say I’m ugly she blind, period. Bitch don’t know no better.”

i’d rather die than see a single one of these ugly ass scary ass nightmare creatures anywhere ever

they legit had the nerve to say “according to science” and lbr selena is only up there cos she’s a white passing latina

!!

“beautiful according to science” really just means “their faces are super proportional and symmetrical” and i know there are women of color out there with symmetrical and proportional faces so you know it’s a deliberate oversight to not include them

I was about to write ^^^^^^ about symmetry. The real fact of the matter is, these basic white bitches arent even symmetrical, it was a last grasp at trying to put reason behind dumb white faces.

mcsnatched

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

finally some accuracy on this post