“I’m a woman, and I can suck as many dicks as I want, just as men can suck as many pussies and asses as they want. And believe me, they do! I’m 36 years old. You can’t slut shame me, bruh! Try that shit with some young girl who doesn’t know her worth is not directly correlated to her familiarity with penises. And even then, don’t fucking do it. You’ve got all these men out here taking dicks on Monday, snatching pussies on Tuesday, sucking anybody’s ass on Wednesday, licking their bestie’s nuts on Thursday, beating their wife on Friday, raping women on Saturday, praising the LORD on Sunday and you want to shame a woman for having sex? Get the complete fuck out of here. And if and when I am single again, if I want to have sex like a grown-up, I will. And trust and believe there will be sucking. From both parties. And I have a strap-on named Pinky. Ask my ex-husbands. I will make a straight man love dick in a heartbeat, and I’m not ashamed of any of it. I am a woman, and I cannot be broken. Especially not over some dick, chile. Now, bend over and open up.”
Karrine Steffans












