like rose petals

Dio lackeys are always saying shit like “Lord Dio will be so pleased when he hears tell of my deed! He shall reward me!” I don’t know how to tell you but Dio does not give a fuck

Dio is standing in front of his mirror testing selfie angles right now and to be honest he’s kind of hoping you die

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHA THE IMMEDIATE SWITCH TO SQQ’S SAFETY HAHAHWHAHGWHW

thinking about the daddy issues tournament that jiggy was in and how people who were for the person he was put against reblogged it like "but did this jin guangyao whoever KILL his dad???" and all the mdzs fans got to gleefully swarm in like You Are Not Ready To Hear What Jin Guangyao Did To His Fucking Dad. and when they said it the person running the poll was like jesus what the fuck i didn't know that

The thing is I think JGY's opinion about Shen Jiu is less "he's just like me fr" and more "You could afford the bill. You have a girlfriend. You ate lunch. What are we complaining about"

JGY muse points out that if he could do that with his sword, he would not be complaining.

He has disciples. He has coworkers who would be willing to close ranks around him for a little cooperation. One of them not only knows his past but is covering for him right now frankly undeservedly. And he's not even securing that bag?? Victory is a mindset. Replacing him with an impostor was right. Out of JGY's way, gay boy. Peak Lord Yue, if you want to get coffee sometime,

5 years and a fuckton of amime boys into genshin impact, and yet kaeya remains unbeaten in every category

He's pretty!! He's clingy!! He gets nervous when someone flirts witn him! He wants to be the main character's friend!! He's good with kids!! He's deeply sad!! He's the doomed sibling! He's highly angstable!!

do NOT start playing genshin impact for Kaeya just let the fact that he's a babygirl wash over you