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me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once

being in your 30s just feels like that recurring bit in Homestuck where a character will do something obviously supernatural and unexplainable except by magic and then will say "magic isn't real of course"

i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

Imagining a universe where Astarion is like a halfling or something and we’re all making posts like “if Astarion was an elf you guys would finally gaf about him”

It would be so cool if in season 4 of breaking bad they just decided to give Hank giant bat wings and he can fly above All the other characters and become a supremely powerful DEA agent

at the club developing transatlantic accents