nothing safe is worth the drive

I just know the OG rep bodysuit was a tired bitch. I hope she enjoys retirement.

the crowd tried to conjure post malone but failed

Friday the 13ths are scary to me but not because of superstitions. They’re scary because Taylor Swift could possibly cause chaos.

anyway yeah sometimes it makes me so sad that swifties are like taylors biggest detractors because they have very serious debates about if she is/was smart & articulate enough to have written some of the lyrics that she has, and “don’t forget to thank jack antonoff and aaron dessner for folkmore!” etc etc etc

except for when she chose to say “if i was a man, id be the man” instead of “if i were a man, id be the man” like why did she do that

IT IS OVER NOW OUT OF THE WOODS MASHUP FOR SURPRISE SONG WHAT THE FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT