Domestic Bickering Sentences, Vol. 2
(Sentences for problems - big, small, serious, and light - between muses in a relationship. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I hope you've enjoyed yourself! I haven't!"
"Don't gloat, okay? It's really unattractive."
"You know you're a nag? A very pretty one, but a nag."
"And what is that supposed to mean?"
"You're behaving like a stubborn idiot!"
"Will you smile if I admit I was wrong?"
"Are you going to ignore me all day again?"
"You know, you're very, very cute. You're also very manipulative."
"That was one of the stupidest things you have ever done!"
"I am not having this conversation with you."
"You know what's wrong - you're just too stubborn to admit it."
"Just because you were right doesn't mean you weren't wrong."
"Get in the car, and don't ever try to work on a date again!"
"Don't tell me to calm down!"
"Is this a trick question? What answer isn't going to have me sleeping on the couch tonight?"
"Why can't you just admit that I was right?"
"Some women are quite charming when they're angry. Unfortunately, you are not."
"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"I don't remember you being this bitchy."
"Go away. I'm ignoring you."
"I need to know - do you hate me, or do you love me?"
"You know I'll find out what you're up to, don't you?"
"It is not my fault I lost my job!"
"So, when you say 'call me if you need anything', you mean 'don’t call me'?"
"Are you kidding me? You're actually bringing this up right now?"
"You know, it wasn't too long ago when me wearing a sexy outfit would get an immediate response from you."
"I hate it when we argue."
"There are reasons I have to do what I do. One day, you'll understand."
"You've come home to me, then?"
"You keep so much bottled up that you're blowing up everything around you!"
"You're supposed to be on my team!"
"Do you think this is funny?"
"You're not nearly as delightful as you think you are."
"How come you never bring me coffee?"
"I can't even look at you right now."
"You really need to stop talking now."
"How am I even supposed to be in a relationship with you if you don't let me in?"
"You're more than usually allergic to the truth tonight."
"Are you having an affair?"
"You know what? I'm not talking about this right now."
"Are you working while we're in bed together?"
"Have you ever bothered, for just one minute, to understand how someone else might feel?"
"You're not telling me the truth."
"Stop looking at my ass when you think I'm not looking!"
