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well i already did muke so here goes ca$hton!!

who’s the cuddler: both of them would just gently whisper “#nohomo” into each other’s ears the entire time

who makes the bed: ashton bc he’s ashton this is obvious

who wakes up first: they are both always woke

who has the weird taste in music: ashton probably lowkey listens to kpop idk

who is more protective: ashton because the elder deer must protect its young

who sings in the shower: calum sang his verse from if you don’t know in the shower once and ashton was found dead on the bathroom floor RIP

who cries during movies: neither bc that’s fukin gay bro lmao gotta love monster energy drinks !

who spends the most while out shopping: calum because he would get lost in a bed bath and beyond and ashton would have to rescue him

who kisses more roughly: #nohomo #samelove #biceps

who is more dominate: ashton because he is calum’s father

gets jealous the most: calum because he’s shady as hell

one headcanon I have: http://michael5zoz.tumblr.com/post/98332002444/ashton-listening-to-music-with-your-eyes-closed

nicknames: column and ashzaddy

Michael: spends $10k on easy to work through sabotage. gets called out for reckless mistake by alton. spends more time trash talking than actually cooking.

Luke: forgets to grab eggs while shopping for breakfast related challenge. doesn’t get sabotaged bc no one sees him as a threat. describes dish to judge as “deconstructed”.

Ashton: backs out of intense bidding war and ends up getting sabotaged. throws extra cheesy shade in voiceover commentary. pointlessly makes ice cream as a side during dessert challenge but ends up throwing it away.