Carlos

The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

Burger queen divorced him

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

someone who actually makes an effort to be with you and keep you >>>

sorry for being so hot and funny do you still think i'm weird and offputting

if you have adhd you can shoot lasers from your eyes

as a treat

Can I have the power to wash the dishes instead?

unrealistic