A hoard most unlikely

Lots of drama in our household

Ogre so dumb he isn't even aware of the best-known quotations of ancient Greek literature intended to expose the character’s shallowness! At this rate Ogre will never get through Chapter 3!

well you see i would still be speaking turkish if [remembers the ottomans didn't actually put in too much effort to force their language, culture, or religion on hungary during the occupation] if uh. history... was... completely different?

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loving the lord of the rings so far

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

me when i fucking get u

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

Criminal charges

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

it’s a kitty hurricane. 

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)