They stole my eyes in the war

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

What's that flappy thing in the forest?

hey… out of curiosity have you and the others been telling us the truth lately….

you have to stop trusting people and start eating dirt from your yard

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

ah seeing master and invi alive is quite nice

Its too cold, hibernation time.

Master didn't you have a baby that went missing and then was found? Or was chirithy reading fanfiction and gossip rags out loud again