*seductively crawls out of hell*

ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol

we are all very lonely and desperate for friendship i dont think you will really embarrass yourself by unabashedly seeking it out. i think you will find many other people are also looking for it. people will gravitate towards you if you just let them. its going to be fine

descartes was so right when he said "who give a shit"

Average tumblr user be like “The grueling experience of being perceived...” *overshares*

if i'm going to be perceived i might as well overwhelm you

The only reply I’ll acknowledge.

not girl summer. i don't exist

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

in theory I’m ok with pretty much everything but in practice I am ok with literally nothing not one single thing

*fades away into a slutty grey mist*

Family guy set back society like 4 billion years

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

damn i really do be saying things huh. cringe

nevermind im back to being sexy

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself